I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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