is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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