it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Semen is not good for contacts.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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