and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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