Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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