What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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