haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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