Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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