Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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