weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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