What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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