Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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