do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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