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(806): View more from Texas

my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.

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(239): View more from Florida

yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?

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(289): View more from Ontario

eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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(940): View more from Texas

I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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(716): View more from New York

Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?

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(646): View more from New York

I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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(707): View more from California

There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Drunk twilight is the only twilight

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