Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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