OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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