So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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