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say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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