My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
