Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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