I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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