I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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