How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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