I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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