How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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