Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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