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(810): View more from Michigan

i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(516): View more from New York

Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

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(925): View more from California

just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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(302): View more from Delaware

this must be what syphilis tastes like

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.

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(360): View more from Washington

When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick

(1-360): View more from Washington

I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"

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