Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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