I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Blood and glitter go together right?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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