how can u be prego again
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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