If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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