I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And then he peed in my hair
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