I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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