She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!