apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.