Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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