okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
