yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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