i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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