Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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