This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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