Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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