just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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