im drinking this country out of the recession.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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