Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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