Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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