i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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