last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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