In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Your topless pictures make me question reality
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
