I cockslap morals
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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