whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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