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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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