you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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